Appreciation

There are people in this world that kill, rape, and steal. Whenver you meet someone that doesn't kill you, rape you, or steal from you, you should feel immense gratitude.

Enemies

The worst kind of enemies are imaginary ones.

Success

The key to success in life is to learn to love the smell of your own dung.

Politics

At one end of the spectrum, you have people who will volunteer for a political campaign, and at the other end, you have people who assassinate politicians...luckily, most people fall somewhere in between.

Grown-Up Kids

Beware the child who is always on conference calls and talking about home equity loans, loan consolidation, and term life insurance...That kid just knows too much!

Not Getting What You Want

There's only one thing worse than not getting what you want...and that is getting what you want.

Single Moms and Bill Gates

On a typical day, the average single mother works harder and is under greater stress than Bill Gates, yet she makes far less money--you could say she is underpaid, but then has she ever memorized an entire chunk of computer code?

Reality

There are perceptions, opinions, views and then there are things as they REALLY are: it's not often that people see things as they really are.

Poetry

The majority of poetry only has great appeal to those who write it